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An artist had been working with a nude female model on a portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked until late each evening. After a few months, the artist was very tired from all this exertion and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already arrived, he suggested they have a glass of wine and talk for a while. They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as the artist was opening another bottle of wine, he heard a car pulling in the driveway. Guilt swept over him as he jumped up and said to his model, "Oh no, it's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"

MUSEUMS LINKS http://www.masshome.com/museums.html (State Directory of all museums, very cool) Decordova Museum Lincoln Danforth Museum Framingham ARTIST'S STUDIOS AND GALLERIES (Check Their web pages for open studio events) Art Space Maynard Emerson Umbrella Concord Concord Artist's Association DAY TRIPS http://www.stonehengeusa.com/ http://www.mass.gov/dcr/parks/central/purg.htm http://www.mass.gov/dcr/ GARDEN AND BUTTERFLIES http://www.towerhillbg.org/ (Worcester Horticultural Society, Botanical Gardens) http://www.town.acton.ma.us/LSCOM/DescArboretum.htm (Acton Arboretum) http://www.butterflyplace-ma.com/ (Butterfly Place, Westford MA)	Kids Stuff Mom....Dad.....I'm Board Download "200 ideas for "I'm Board"   (This Page is constantly being updated please check back often) RAINY DAY ACTIVITIES WITH KIDS http://www.mommysavers.com/funstuff.htm FAMILY FUN http://familyfun.go.com http://www.thingstodo.com/states/MA http://www.bostoncentral.com/index.php http://www.free-attractions.com/state_pages/Massachusetts.htm Coloring Pages http://www.coloring.ws/ http://www.janbrett.com/activities_pages_artwork.htm super-heros.html http://www.pokemonaholic.com/pokecolorstart.html More Stuff to do http://www.atozkidsstuff.com/ma.html http://www.metrowest-ma.com/kids.html
	Appels: Phil and Fred's U-Pick Apples, Harvard MA, Next to the Fruitlands Museum (Personal Favorite) Honey Pot Hill Orchard 978-562-5626 (They have a petting zoo too) Carver Orchard Bolton Orchards (Very Pretty, on Rt 117)
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."